March 2012
During Math Test
Me: ok i can do this.
Me: Wait how do you do this?
Me: Omg did i even learn this?
Me: How the fuck are you suppose to know this?
Me: Ugh what time is it?
Me: Im hungry.
Me: I probably should've studied.
Me: What the fuck.
Me: It would be funny if someone passed out.
Me: I hate everyone here.
Me: Why do my hands look so weird?
Me: I wonder if she's a virgin?
Me: UGH why wont anyone let me cheat off their paper?
Me: I hate this class room. Its too green.
February 2012
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
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Exams:
I stress over every single exam I take, and lose my hair in the process - as well as going into mega meltdown mode and into the negative spiral of depression….
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